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Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Walk Into A Bar

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:

"The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal."

Hillary: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Obama's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Obama's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Obama's repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Obama's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"

Trump: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

Yell

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6 Comments

I was sent this by a Navy Seal. Too funny not to share.

Ain't that the truth

Hmmm don't trust a poli ever.

I think it is funny that every time the government starts talking about new gun control laws in the US the gun and ammunition sales go through the roof, by proxy the very same people that want guns off of the streets are causing there to be more guns out on the streets.

GREAT

2012 gov website there are 100 million more firearms than vehicles in the United States 9000 murders 40 000 fatial car accidents. Maybe its time to debate outlawing cars and not constitutional rights. Just a thought

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