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The Nail

 
Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'


So then the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and 
knocks on the front door.

Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'


Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'

That's simple.. By the nail over its stall', Maggie explains very confidently .

Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, ......

'I guess it's to hang your trousers on.'

 

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LOL Smiley-laughing

Gotta love a blond.

Brilliant!

HMMMMMM.........Nail above the doorway to bedroom? "Are you sure you aren't married???" LOL

that just keeping it clean boys that all

Still laughing... Smiley-laughing

Will it hold tezza's shorts?

Which Tezza??????????????

Well....tezza1...."tezza" posted just before my comment.....and you would've been "tezza1"....so I'm not sure now.........Bugger...my sarcasm medication is just kicking in. It was meant to happen when I spoke to my ex wife! I hope we're not gettin' back together.

i know, i was just messing with your head Wacko :$ Wacko

Uuuuummm Albert, to the best of my knowledge we were never together in the first place Wacko

Hey Al! I'm the handsome one... Smiley-wink

As much as I want to, I am going to say nothing!!!!!!!!!!

That's going to be hard... Smiley-laughing

Nailed it in one, Tezza!

I'm with Phil.

Go ahead Phil................say something , I need a good laugh today...........making fun of James aint cutting it anymore !

Kenmode, how can I say anything about this??????????? The joke is mildly amusing and the comments are just the normal standard we have come to expect here. All together very very sad!!!!!!!! This is brought about by the fact that every body should know that you are supposed to hang trousers on a coat hanger not a nail!!!!!!!!!!

Phil must come from the more affluent part of town to be able to afford a coat hanger LOL, I hang my trousers on the Aussie nail (the floor)

THey're big hangers those floors....

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