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Time For A Laugh

Men and Women Some times.
Vive la différence . . .

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book!!"

A prospective husband in a book store:
"Do you have a book called 'Husband – the Master of the House?'"
Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"

Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. What's the secret?"
Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm too scared to ask her."

Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough!"

A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened!

Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A VERY intellegent student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?

When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!"

 

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That’s funny!

Smiley-laughing :-) Smiley-laughing
Cheers ....

Some very funny ones. I might add that I am not yet prepared to tell the luckiest girl in the world most of them!!!!!

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