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I told Steve to watch out for the jackalopes and idiots who ride

I told Steve to watch out for the jackalopes and idiots who ride

from Jimmy Buffet's "God's Own Drunk" 
That yella whiskey runnin' down my throat
like honey dew vine waterAnd I took another slash,
Took another'n an another'n an another'n
For you knew I'd downed one whole jug of that shit
and commenced to gettin' hot flashes
Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body
And a feelin' came over me
like somethin' I'd never experienced before
It was like, like I was in love
In love for the first time, with anything that moved
Animate, inanimate it didn't matter
It's like there's a great neon sign flashin' on an' off
in my brain sayin' "Triumphin there's a great day a comin'"
'Cause I was drunk
I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie Youngin'
Commode huggin' drunk

I was God's own drunk and a fearless man
And that's when I first saw the jackalope.

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15 Comments

Me thinks you been sippin the Ausie Rum

Me thinks you are DRUNK!!! LOL.

Because of the Aussie Rum, Bill

That was good rum.. Hehe

No way. Did not sample any of it until I was in Twin Falls, ID on my way home. I think it may have been the Wild Turkey honey talking. Note the reference to the honey dew vine water. That is what the bartender brought me when I just wanted some "sweetened water" to sip on.

No Randy did that sober..... kinda makes you think.... bloody long walk that.....

I learned to know Randy a little better in the few day's we've met eachother... I can tell you, he don't need a drink to be a bloody Idiot. He doesn't act that way, he just is!!!! LOL

Lol
Randy that has got to be the funniest photo ever.
Your a "Bloody Idiot"

Yes he is Gert Makes on wonder what he would be like if he were drinking

I wonder... do we really want to know? LOL

Gert I was drinking. Had 3 drinks of Wild Turkey honey whiskey. But would have done it sober also

He's on a natural high ... don't need no damned drugs or alcohol !!

Really..... What Randy does need is a portable anchor to carry with him encase the wind picks up. This boy has some kind of metabolism. He's thin as a thin mint

Just like Grandpa Henry but he was not as tall

A bloody idiot must keep people laughing. You do an excellent job Randy. DesiSmileys.com

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